take me somewhere.
(via papertissue)
(via imbenjamin)
New phrase: ”to be velvet” meaning in style or in vogue.
Examples:
1. Yo man, those cutoff shorts look all right but they aren’t velvet anymore.
2. Ever since Algebra 1, using guess and check just ain’t velvet.
3. I notice that 80s style in indie music is really velvet right now.
Good job slipping in a math one, Eli.
(via blua)
“I wouldn’t mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak”
(via heavydrug)
If your boyfriend complains about your PMS this month, remind him that you could have been pregnant instead.
